Horse Trainer FAIL!

I'm going to come right out and say it.  If you are at a baseball game and catch a foul ball and there is a little kid sitting next to you - screw you little kid.  I'm keeping the damn ball. GET OFF MY YARD!!  HEY - I've been waiting for 57 damn years to catch a foul ball and you??  HEY, you are like 4 years old and can't even pee standing up and have 53 more damn years to catch one. Of course it'll probably be traumatic and he...

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American economy is not bad at all.

 A friend who is code named "cathy" commented in the comments yesterday that a service called "Play On" might be something to look into when trying to get programs on to my TV. At the moment HBO GO can only be played on my computer.   So I was looking into Play On  and did a search in Google (the 9th wonder of the world).  I found this review for Play On."Not since Shania Twain bared her midriff, and gained legions of fans outside...

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Genocide Remembrance Day - Եղեռնի զոհերի հիշատակի օր

Today is a big day in the Armenian community.  I know this because where I purchased my doughnut today I commented on the music and the woman behind the counter explained it all.The systematic killing of the Armenian population by the Ottoman Empire during and just after World War I is remembered today across the world  as Turkey slaughtered 1.5 million Armenian's.  This was the very first recorded genocide where an entire race was ...

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Doodlebobs on Vicodin

Just so you know - if you take too much Vicodin this is where you will end up - these three had one too many!!  THIS could be YOUR mom.And now - the REST of the story.  -------------------------------------------OH MAN!!!  What a nightmare!  It was like evil dominoes.Elwood and I are on beer #4 of landscaping Saturday planting 3 more Red Chokeberry's and a Forsythia . DJ is at Josh and Jenny's house babysitting for the weekend...

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The JELLYFISH POPULATION IS BOOMING

ummmmm - OK - everybody show their hands!!Yea - if I was that woman I would be freaking alsoAnd that little boy - HEY - THAT STRANGE LADY IS GRABBING MY BOOBY (notice he has his hands down his pants!  it's the freak family from Target!) -----------------------------------------Walkers job creation took a hit last month as Wisconsin lost 4,300 jobs.  But that's OK because most of those were teachers and they don't really count as skilled...

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Betting the Farm

I can not believe that Gov Walker has become a rock star for all of Americas Crypto Fascists Airhead Zombies! He is running around the U.S. collecting $10,000 from all of the ultra rich neo-cons because FINALLY, they have someone who does not care about the workers and citizens but is more interested in big business. The question is - can money win elections? Well, he seems to think so. I don't think he will and I firmly believe that he along with...

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Mac vs. PC - seriously - who cares!!

Columbus had 0.91 inches of rain this weekend. No tornadoes! Odd weather as the tops of the big storms were sheared off at the 20,000 foot level by strong winds and the big big storms just could not grow as expected.---------------------------------I got a pet peeve. I complained on Facebook about Apple software and all of a sudden all of the Apple fanboys and girls perked up like fresh meat. This whole Mac vs. PC thing. Good Grief, why is it every time someone says I hate Apple software the Mac people start pointing out how much better...

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Don't forget about your putter

I'm gearing up for golf season and went to the range Wednesday and actually golfed a round yesterday! Sadly I forgot that an important part of golf is putting!! I was striking the ball fairly well but putting was FUBR on the shaggy dry greens of Kestrel Ridge. Shot a 48 but had 21 putts OUCH!!! ---------------------------------I got to look at Hydro Street Brewing's Quarterly report and am very pleased. WELL DONE!! They have a beef and beer...

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Pissed!

MAN - I;m a little ticked off this morning. You see I paid maintenance to my x-wife for a large number of years and I was fine with that. There were circumstances that I won;t go into but life was/is tough for her and maybe I'm a sucker but I felt better about myself if I could help out financially. I have good health, she does not and . . . .well . . .it's a pay it forward kind of thing. HOWEVER - this ended a couple years ago and all was well. Until all of a sudden the Dept of Children and Families contacts me and says, wait a minute you...

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Fantasy Draft

The Masters - anybody see that dude get hit in the balls yesterday! He crumpled like a sack of potatoes! Was that Bubba's shot? The camera quickly averted to a different scene. I wonder how they would explain THAT in a politically correct way. Remember - an announcer will be escorted off the course if he calls the crowd "fans", they are patrons!! BTW - can they make those BIRDS LOUDER???? ---------------------------------------------Well - I had my first "professional" fantasy draft last night in Baseball and this morning I'm looking...

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Brewers, Time Machines, Three Cups of Tea, Wind

Finally, it's here. Opening Day! Last year I attended opening day in Milwaukee. I asked my buddy balderdash if anybody was bringing "good" beer and he said probably just Miller Lite. So I picked up some of Ale Asylums Ambergedden. WELL, little did I know that for a few hours before the 1st pitch we would be playing drinking games and doing shots!! Of course when THEY lost they would take a few gulps of Miller Light which is like 3.9% ABV. when...

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More landscaping

The GOP has temporally left Wisconsin with guns blazing and high hopes. Yet there is a 900 pound gorilla in the room that no one seems to notice, at least the media. Well, one guy noticed it several primary's ago and he almost whispered it on national TV.I think they don't want to say it out loud because it will make them look like they are picking sides. The GOP's REAL problem is that . . . . nobody cares. Wisconsin officials predicted a 35% turnout...

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Why Gas Prices Are NOT So Bad.

This is when you know you have too much time on your hands.Facebook post of the day:------------------------------------------A friend of mine mentioned that he felt a lot of people were moving back into the city because gas prices were so high they could no longer afford to commute. I tend to disagree and actually think all of this talk about gas prices killing the economy is just people making up news. Once again if you stay away from the political...

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