Sex is fun, for liberals! Just a lot of work for neo-cons I guess!

Just a note - when I say "republicans" I really mean the no-conservatives (neo-cons).  I understand that many Private Republicans are actually sane and balanced.  It's the far right Rush-heads that I speak of. 

Here we go! For the next 7 days we will be about 30 degrees above average. Then a strong cold front will hit us NEXT Wednesday night and we will only be 20 degrees above average.

A lot of people keep saying, OH, just wait, we're going to get hit sooner or later. I've been hearing this since December. This is warming the earth up so much that any cold that does come our way will be warmed by the earth so I feel that yea - we can get back top average but real snow is over for the year and I would not be at all surprised if we go right into summer. It's happened before.

Where is the cold? Alaska and the west coast is colder then average.

Just remember these days when we get 30 degrees BELOW average with a high of 20!  And be happy we're 30 above and it's not the middle of July and over 112 for one week straight! 

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Now I know how Rush Limbaugh feels. Sponsors are leaving in droves. Well, one person unsubscribed from my blog! No worries though, there is still 150 of you that read this droll every day!  Probably did not like me always saying Rush was a drug addict (multiple arrests including Doctor shopping) who dropped out of college because, as his mother said "he flunked everything".
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As for the GOP. Where else but in American politics can a candidate come in 3rd in two primary's and claim victory! A Romney spokesperson was spinning a victory chant last night. The biggest news about Romney are his mom jeans. I think I heard him say "I LIKE mom jeans".

Actually the biggest news in this whole campaign are the lack of people voting in the primary's. It's startlingly low. Every primary someone get's asked about the lack of voters and it's always some vague answer. Last night it was the weather and schools being closed but the REAL reason came from a  quick interview of one voter who said she was voting for Gingrich. She said "You know, all of the candidates just sound like they are just telling us what we want to hear."

That says it in a nutshell.

In Wisconsin news. The Republican Senate passed a bill yesterday saying that all school's will now be required to have classes on abstinence when it comes to sex education AND the bill prohibits teachers from teaching contraception. Currently, sex education classes must include use of contraception in a comprehensive curriculum. Now schools must teach that abstinence as the only reliable way to prevent pregnancy and disease.

Stepping forward INTO THE PAST!!

So ummm . . . . how long are these classes anyway? Will there be a demonstration on how to put that aspirin between your knees?

I'm pretty sure most high school students will say "OH, just don't HAVE sex, I understand everything now, because sex is evil."

HEY - if God did not want woman to have sex he would not have invented the orgasm!

As one person puts it "Women have orgasms because by and large they refuse to launch monstrous ultraviolent illegal soul-deadening wars over oilsucking phallocentric powermad landwhoring BS powergrabs and therefore they fully deserve all the inexplicable otherworldly cosmically infused clitorally energized pleasures they can get"

Seriously - for a woman, why would they need an orgasm, it does nothing for creating a child. If God did not want sex to be fun he would not have allowed woman to have an orgasm.  Men need one because . . well . . BAM, like you know?  But there is no real reason for a woman to have an orgasm! 

Republicans are anti sex it seems and it shows.  I mean look at them.  They get all pent up.
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I got my grades back from the Dunkelweizen competition! A dunkle is a dark (dunkel) wheat (weizen) beer.  The Sun Prairie Wort Hogs entered their first club competition.  The deal was each club needed to submit 3 different batches of beer.  We only had two but when we found out that they moved the competition back a week this allowed me to make a Dunkle in time with like 2 days to spare.

It would be very very close!

My final score was a 31 (out of 50) and I (we) came in 6th place.  A 31 means "Very good with minor flaws".  The BIG minor flaw was the lack of carbonation which was my big main concern (it was a timing thing - I needed more time).  But 31 for my first rushed competition makes me pretty happy!

If a beer is up closer to 40 you will place, as opposed to getting a participation ribbon. 

OK - gotta run

Rod