If I combined all of my spam I get in one night this is what I could do.I could be a flat bellied X-Ray Technician using my new discounted per eye lasik vision and be dating married big beautiful Asian singles while taking my free viagra and buying as much TRON (it's about to break out) with my winnings from an investment of only $1 which was made into thousands and I will need to get more bank accounts now. SWEET!!!!! ---------------------------------------I saw a thing on the tube about these people that voted for Obama but now don't like...
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
WOW - who watched the Pro Bowl - how exciting was THAT. I just wish there was less tackling. They should make it Flag Pro Bowl. -------------------------------------------I was pigging some beer and got a phone call from some South African, or at least it sounded like a South African and he was asking for Rod Mel ote. I said he was working but could take a message. HE said I needed to email Carmen Gonzelaz so they could make arrangements...
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Game on. The Police are now involved.From Bill Carter - ZF Movers and Logistics INC Hi Rod Melotte ,Thanks for your email . I will like to inform you that we will be taking care of the insurance , tax , packaging and shipping of the artworks ( two 20x30 inch canvas prints ). My agent will take care of every other details.I will also like you to confirm your phone number and the pick up address so we can make all necessary arrangement for the pick up between 3 and 4 pm Friday, January 27. Pls Confirm if the time...
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
So as I was promised FedEx delivered a package yesterday not with the $516 that I was charging Carmen but for $3000. I then got an email from Carmen - I guess it was a mistake and her husband sent the wrong amount. She sincerely apologized and requested that I take what I was owed and send the rest back to her husband. I said accidents do happen during moves and that I would take out the $616 owed (notice I gave myself an extra $100) and I would...
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
NOTE - BE CAREFUL WITH TEXTING IN YOUR CAR! I was at a stop light yesterday and WHILE STOPPED - Texted adubya saying "I'm on my way" but sice nI did not have my reading glasses on and was in a hurry I missed a few letters BUT, iPhone corrected my misspellings and instead typed "I'm so gay". sigh!! ------------------------- Got this this morning from my art loving friend. ----------------Hi Rod ,Hope...
Monday, January 23, 2012
It's come to my attention that some of you might have thought I got scammed. No no - no art scam for me. . . . PERHAPS computer fix-it scam which you will notice I have not said a word about because . . . it's an ongoing thing having to do with certain individuals here in Columbus - it's about to come to a head soon and I'm pretty sure I'll be shouting from the roof . . . . as soon as a judge makes a decision! I don't get mad . . . I go to court....
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Before I get into MY exciting day yesterday - this is a warning for all artists and spread the word. I receive the following emails!Hope this message finds you well. I saw these creatives works on your web site and i will like you to get back with more details if they are still available for purchase.Sunset in Wisconsin and JesterI will appreciate an urgent reply.Best Regards,Carmen Gonzalez.I replied they were available . . .thenHi Rod ,Thanks so much for your response to my query about those creative works. I will like to proceed with...
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
I took the famous "I have a dream" from Martin Luther King's Address and translated it into Japanese. Then I took THAT and translated it back to English.The original“I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of brotherhood.”And the translated version."As for me on the 1st of hill whose Georgia is red, it possesses the dream where...
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
White Boy Rap Ahem, ahemMe mother has gone to church,She told me not to play with youBecause you're in the dirt,It isn't because you're dirty,It isn't because you clean,It's because you got the whooping coughAnd eat margarine -------------------------------Up the long latterAnd down the show ropeTo hell with king BillyAnd God bless the pope.If that doesn't do itWe'll tear 'em in two And send them to hellWith the red, white and blue. ---OK - either I'm about to have a stroke or my mammoth brain is recalling things from the way way past. I'm betting...
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
What if they had a Championship College Football Game . . .an nobody cared. Wha! it's been like two months since the NCAA season closed and the NFL Playoffs are here. Who cares about college football. -----------------------------Remember all the way back to yesterday when I mentioned the only cold air around was in Alaska? A Facebook friend of mine lives in Alaska and she said it was -20 yesterday. Then I see on...
Monday, January 9, 2012
We were sitting around late the other night, DJ was drifting in and out in slumber and flipping around I was a movie with Robert Downey Jr and just put it on . . whatever . . . not really paying attention until I heard something funny "Why is you father in a coffee can? Downey said and the reply was "BECAUSE HE'S DEAD PETER!". I started laughing and this woke DJ up and we watched what was one of the funniest movies I have seen in a while. We have...
Friday, January 6, 2012
It's been a weird week. Monday was a holiday and we slept in for a change. Well, if you call getting up at 5:00 to let Blake out and going back to bed "sleeping in". Dang Blake is on a schedule!Tuesday I blogged and went to work. While at work I got this tiny throat thing going on. You know when your throat gets a little weird, stuffed up feeling? Got worse all day and all night and BAM - I was down for the count Wednesday - BLAH!!! Slept a lot of the day but I felt I was getting better. About 5:00 I get an email from...
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
A note on Dave Allwardt - Seems he had a complete kidney shutdown and is on dialysis.-------------------------------------------- I feel so much safer now knowing that DOJ has received 65,000 applications for conceal and carry permits! What could possibly go wrong. At least I know that when the United States Army, under Obama, decides to "take back America", Wisconsin will have a fighting chance. In other news, I'm glad I don't have to shovel my sidewalks after a snow. The City of Columbus did nothing this weekend and we had cars that could...
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